We were very bored at work the other day, and we decided to tag-team a sweet Christmas poem. Shannon, Katie and I all loosened our screws and came up with a wonderful tale of cheer and merriment, just in time for the holidays!
A Starbucks Merry Christmas
"Twas Christmas at Starbucks
and all through the place,
Instead of festive music
they were blasting Ace of Base!
Their Swedish strains ran rampant
through our heads,
With all the excitement
our faces were red!
They banged on their pitchers
and banged on their cups,
But Ian was a cheater
so he got no thumb-ups.
All inside the shiny new building
customers gather 'round in disgrace,
With judo chops flying
and punches in the face.
"Stop, you naughty ninjas!"
yelled Santy Clause with a frown
But the ninjas told Santa
to get outta town!
So in came the Army
and then the Marines,
And bombs exploded all around
in merry reds and greens.
Then Baby Jesus came down
in His swaddling blanket,
At first He wouldn't cry
so the wise men hollered "Spank it!"
But the Christ child kicked ass
and for mercy they did beg,
But then the child was all like
"Just kidding, guys. My name's really Craig!"
So they talked out their problems
over a hot cup of cheer,
And rode off with Santa
and his eight tiny reindeer!
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